The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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