You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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