How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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