question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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