glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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