I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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