it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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