We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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