He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
zippers are such a cool invention
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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