North Korea, Best Korea!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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