well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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