Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Mom said you looked used
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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