I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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