She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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