I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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