Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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