You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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