I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
