who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
with your own penis?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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