I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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