So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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