i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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