You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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