and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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