I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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