69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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