go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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