Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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