We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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