Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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