I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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