So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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