Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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