i barfeds in our rink
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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