I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
God, I missed his penis.
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