you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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