I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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