I want to have your abortion
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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