Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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