Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
