You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
