Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
