whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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