Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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