Do vagina's smell?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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