I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have aggressive nipples.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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