Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
