HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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