chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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