On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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