Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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